Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The Godzilla Royal Rumble - Teaser

All across the globe, strange events have been occurring on a terrifyingly common basis.  Sudden increases in kaiju activity have left cities crushed flat.  Alien spaceships have flocked to the atmosphere en masse.  Paths have been sliced across every continent, as if the giant monsters rampaging through our planet are hunting for something.  Or, more accurately, gathering.

Strangest of all, however, is the sudden appearance of a boxing ring right off the coast of Japan.


Tunnels are dug from Detroit.  Aliens touch down in Amsterdam.  Beijing is blasted to bits.  Thirty great, tremendous gladiators from all of corners of the world storm to this arena.  Do they want a challenge?  The prestige of being the King of the Monsters?  Maybe there's some kind of cash prize involved?  Only one thing is for certain: better here than on top of the city!

Already, two of the monsters have made their way to the arena.  However, these two aren't prize fighters.  Smaller and more vulnerable than most heading to the island, instead these two beasts of the sea decide to take on the role of spectators.  Fortunately, they have an equally massive and equally inexplicable announcers table to hide behind.  Taking the stage as announcers for the day, Kamoebas and Ganimes decide to get to work.



("Isn't this crap usually Gezora's job?)

("I dunno.  All I know is he told us we owe him ten bucks and had to fill in for the day.")

("He's still on about that?  Jeez, talk about a miser . . . where is he anyway?")

("Guy's currently in the ocean partying it up.  Something about being free from some dead-end job and a bunch of crazy people.")

("Huh.  Weirdo.  Anyway, might as well get this show on the road.")

Let the royal rumble begin!